Proverb Humor

Proverb Humor
Anti-proverbs


A penny saved makes Jack a dull boy
A penny saved is a penny earned, and All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy


Absence makes the heart go wander
Absence makes the heart grow fonderAbstinence makes the heart go wander


Chaste makes waste
Haste makes waste


If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect then why practice?
Practice makes perfect and Nobody's perfect

The early bird catches the worm, but it is the early worm that gets caught
The early bird catches the worm


The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese


Time wounds all heels
Time heals all wounds


Where there's a will, there's a relative
Where there's a will, there's a way